It's called Rock Around the Cross and goes to the tune of Rock Around the Clock (the old Bill Haley & the Comets song):
Joseph said to Mary, I like your bod
Let's have sex and blame it all on G-d!
We're gonna rock around the cross tonite
We're gonna rock, rock, rock till the broad daylight
We're gonna rock, gonna rock, gonna rock around the cross tonite!
Mother Mary
She's the Most!
She got screwed by the holy ghost!
We're gonna rock around... (see above)
Ta till next time.
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Just thought I'd check in again to let you know someone reads your stuff.
I swear if I was a girl with any musical talent I'd sign up for the band.
As it is, with all the rules of Tzniyut, Kol Isha, etc., I won't even be able to be a groupie. Oh, well...
Shabbat shalom, and enjoy the end of Pesach....
Please carry out the following simple instructions:
1. Shave your beard off
2. Get an operation on your vocal chords to have a more feminine voice
3. Get another kind of operation
Having successfully carried out the above steps, you're in!
I'll get you a washboard...
See, life can be so simple....
Shavua Tov!
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